From Venezuela to Tehran, Trump keeps the world guessing — to his advantage
Martin Gurri, California Post
We Americans are a parochial people — we’re homebodies.
War with Iran?
We’d rather watch the Super Bowl.
Overthrow a South American dictator?
Are you kidding?
Let’s talk about the Epstein files — sex, a supposed suicide and CIA all wrapped in one lurid package.
It’s one of our better traits.
Our country is often accused of rank imperialism, but in truth we’d rather putter around our own backyards.
Now and then, though, we need to peek over the garden wall and see how the rest of the world is doing.
If we do so today, we’ll find our sitting president, Donald Trump, feverishly rearranging the scenery and props on the geopolitical stage.
If the play he inherited from his predecessor was “The Decline and Fall of the American Empire,” Trump’s new production is an updated remake of “It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.”
Everything is in an uproar, everything looks different — mostly, I must say, to the president’s advantage.
Venezuela surprise
The Western Hemisphere can stand as Exhibit A of Trump’s global hyperactivity.
In Venezuela, a US carrier fleet steamed offshore for months, as a warning to the anti-American dictator of that country, Nicolás Maduro.
To most wise observers, myself included, the move looked like a simple application of pressure. It felt like a bluff, to see if Maduro would fold.
The reality is that Trump blusters a lot.
The reality also is, sometimes he means it.
In one of the most remarkable episodes in recent history, US special forces swooped down on Maduro’s fortress, slaughtered his Cuban bodyguards and removed the dictator and his wife from their bedroom to New York City, where both will face trial on drug-running charges.
Trump then told Maduro’s vice president, Delcy Rodríguez, that she could stay in charge if she did exactly what he told her.
A nervous Rodríguez immediately agreed.
Unlike the Iraq operation, the US surgically transformed a hostile regime into a dependent one, without getting stuck with having to fix a broken country.
Venezuelan oil is now being sold by American companies — a fact almost as astonishing as the night raid itself.
Normally, Latin American governments of all political stripes condemn US military interventions in the region.
It’s a conditioned reflex.
Not this time.
An unprecedented trend has seen the rise of pro-US and more specifically pro-Trump leaders in Latin America, starting with Javier Milei in Argentina and Nayib Bukele in El Salvador but including the recently elected presidents of Ecuador, Bolivia, Chile, Honduras and Costa Rica.
After the raid, Milei called Maduro a “narco-terrorist” and offered his “full support” to Washington.
Also after the raid, Panama booted out the Chinese company that had managed the ports at either end of the canal — just to make sure Trump stayed happy.
Meanwhile, the Cuban economy, already in free fall, suffered a devastating blow from the loss of subsidized Venezuelan oil.
Trump appears determined to starve the island of fuel until the communist regime collapses.
Is he bluffing?
Does he mean it?
Nobody knows.
But we do know that after Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum decided to send oil to Cuba for “humanitarian” reasons, all it took was a phone call from Trump for Sheinbaum to change her mind.
Right now, the Western Hemisphere is Trump’s sandbox to play in whatever way he chooses.
Tehran faces a test
Matters are more complicated when it comes to Iran.
The ayatollahs have been battered by recent events — first, getting crushed in a 12-day war with Israel, then watching Trump drop bunker-busting bombs on their precious nuclear facilities, finally enduring a massive street revolt that unmasked the brutality and illegitimacy of their rule.
The regime is at its lowest point, probably ever.
So naturally Trump wants to negotiate.
First, though, he ordered yet another carrier fleet off the Persian Gulf.
It is now in place.
The Iranians are unlikely to yield to Trump’s demands.
The country is a much larger and harder target than Venezuela.
Snatching Ayatollah Khamenei in his pajamas won’t accomplish much.
So what’s next?
This is a good place to bring up some of the president’s personal qualities that must unnerve his foreign opponents.
First, he’s utterly unpredictable.
I said that before — sometimes he’s bluffing, sometimes not. Which time is this one?
Second, he’s willing to take tremendous risks.
Most heads of state in democratic countries tend to plan small so they can survive failure.
Trump, builder of gilded towers, is pretty much the exact opposite of that.
Lastly, he is not bound by the rules and rituals of traditional statecraft.
His is a strange and original mind.
Picking off Maduro was foreseen by absolutely no one.
If Trump decides to act in Iran, it will be at a time and in a fashion that will surprise not only the Iranians but the rest of us Very Smart People too.
These are the thoughts that trouble the heads of the Iranians as they stare across the table at the American negotiators.
China in turmoil
With China, the president has been handed an unexpected gift.
China is our strongest geopolitical antagonist — the rising economic and military power, ambitious to replace the US as the alpha dog in the global pack.
An image collage containing 2 images, Image 1 shows Iranian supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei speaks during a ceremony in Tehran, Iran, on Jan. 17, 2026. , Image 2 shows A protester calls on President Donald Trump to "Act Now" against the Iranian regime during a protest outside the US Embassy in London, England, on Jan. 31, 2026
Iran’s supreme leader warns any US attack would spark ‘regional war’
To get there, China must first attain supremacy in its own region — and to achieve that, it must conquer Taiwan, which it has always viewed as a breakaway province.
Under Xi Jinping, the Chinese communist regime has spent much of its considerable wealth building up potent military and naval forces, with the immediate objective of invading Taiwan.
Since the US is unofficially committed to defending the island, this would precipitate a shooting war between the two nuclear superpowers.
Fortunately, palace intrigue has intervened.
For reasons that are at best opaque, Xi has decimated the top leadership of the Chinese military.
The purge has sent old-school, well-respected generals to prison.
It could be argued that Xi is now in a stronger position — but I doubt it.
The whole episode smacks of fear and weakness.
The Chinese military caste likely feels that Xi and the Communist Party are the enemy.
The top echelons must be in disarray.
Whoever replaces the disgraced generals will be either resentful or terrified — both emotions are reasonable under the circumstances.
Invading Taiwan, at the moment, is a distant dream.
Trump could have faced in Xi a cunning, hyper-rational adversary, the kind of strategic thinker who might have lured the president into making a false move.
Instead, through no effort of his own, he finds himself dealing with a paranoid emperor intent on smashing rival domestic centers of power even at the cost of his country’s geopolitical objectives.
At the other end of the world, among the Europeans, the president has gotten his way as well.
Europe is the Joe Biden of continents — aging, self-destructive and thrilled by the sight of hordes of arriving immigrants.
Like Biden, most European leaders think of Trump as a cross between Attila the Hun and a Marvel supervillain, someone who loves to shatter the tranquility every culture in decline desperately craves.
European theater
The president wanted just two things from the Europeans.
One was that they pay for their own defense and not rely on Uncle Sam for protection.
This proposal greatly amused the Europeans — until Trump began to walk away from the Ukraine War and the mockery turned to panic.
In the end, all on their own, the Europeans decided to spend more money beefing up their military establishments — and the joke is that they thought they were doing this to spite Trump, even as they were bending to his will.
The president’s other demand related to Greenland.
Out of kindness to my readers, I’m going to skip over most of the theatrics surrounding this issue.
Yes, Trump threatened to snatch the island away by force, as if it were a gigantic version of Nicolás Maduro.
And yes, that time he didn’t really mean it.
But the threat made possible some wonderful comic fantasies, such as a war between the US and Denmark, and some even funnier moments, such as the trickle of soldiers sent symbolically to Greenland by Europe’s biggest countries.
Britain, home of awesome warriors, sent a single officer to defend the island.
Once again, while the Europeans squealed with delight because an invasion had been averted, Trump got everything he needed from them on Greenland — without the burden of having to pay for or run that Arctic icebox of a place.
Our last stop is Russia, a once-formidable enemy now stuck in the muck of the Ukraine war.
Because bombing has largely destroyed Ukraine’s power grid, the Russians had a winter window of opportunity to break through to victory.
But it’s already February.
The Ukrainians are freezing yet they remain unbroken.
Dealing with Russia
If spring arrives with few changes at the front, it will become clear, maybe even to Vladimir Putin, that Russia will never win this war.
For many reasons, not least to wean Russia away from total dependence on China, Trump wants to end the conflict.
During the presidential campaign, he boasted that he would do it on “Day 1.”
That didn’t happen.
The issue throws a spotlight on an unexpected aspect of the president’s character.
Trump has a frantic style. He flits from controversy to controversy without a pause for breath — his policy-making appears afflicted by an attention disorder.
In fact, he’s relentless.
He has come back to the Ukraine negotiations again and again.
He’s ticked off one side then the other.
As always with Trump, offending his interlocutors is part of the fun.
But he is completely outcome-oriented — he doesn’t give a hoot about process, he wants peace.
At worst, the fighting will continue, leaving Russia a greatly diminished antagonist.
I wouldn’t be surprised, however, if some sort of armistice was concluded under American auspices before the end of 2026.
Were that to occur, it will be one more hint that, at present, we are all living in Donald Trump’s world.
