A little levity... and deflection, with Mike Walker, Col. USMC (retired)
All,
Who said the Republicans can't learn new tricks?
Speaker John Boehner announced today that the House Republicans had started a large-scale WMD Program.
Secretary of State Kerry immediately flew to Ohio to open negotiations and President Obama was quoted in the New York Times as saying, "We believe we can work together to resolve this issue to the satisfaction of both parties."
UN Secretary General Ban and the Nobel Peace Prize Commission announced their unanimous support for a negotiated settlement.
Iran's President Rouhani, Bashar Assad and Kim Il-un could not be reached for comment.
Russia's President Vladimir Putin stated it was an internal American issue and, per his long standing policy, declined once again to coherently address the American people.
Mike
